VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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