Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
My underwear smells like fireworks.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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