fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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