erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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