So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just want to make out with him forever
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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