We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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