are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
i now understand why vodka
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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