Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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