so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
My ass is underappreciated
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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