in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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