No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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