Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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