Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
If I die, sorry about rent.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
