I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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