Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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