i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I puked a lego.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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