sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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