stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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