Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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