I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Even my vagina gasped.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
How external is "for external use only"?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
