In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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