Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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