Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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