We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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