I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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