absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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