Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I understand Curling. That high.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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