There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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