you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
