Yo dont text me then not text me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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