put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
How does one acquire holy water?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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