Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Randomize
