I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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