so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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