I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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