Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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