You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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