I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You need Xanax blowdarts
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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