Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Randomize
