My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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