Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
