So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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