This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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