So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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