ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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