I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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