u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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