I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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