I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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