It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Do plants get herpes?
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